Summerslam Predictions

Ahh, my non-informed opinions. (In Order from Beginning to End of Show .. I think) ..

• Kane vs. Finley - This is really just a time killer match (you can tell) so I really don't know who is gonna win on this one. I do know we'll see a Hornswoggle/Noble run in which could make this match anyone's ball game. Plus, this is probably filling in for the Matt Hardy vs. MVP match that won't happen because of MVP's heart condition. PROBABLE WINNER: No effin' clue.
• Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero - It has to be Rey-Rey, you don't come back to a loss unless you're a jobber. I mean yeah, Chavo has been going crazy but still, he'll put up a good fight but Rey-Rey will come out on top. Speaking of which, Rey Rey was on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld on Friday. PROBABLE WINNER: Rey Rey
• Diva's Battle Royal - Once again, anyone's ball game. I have no clue. It will come down to at least one chick from Raw and one chick from Smackdown. There isn't a enough time on ECW to have a women's champion. I think we'll also see some guy involvement too (think Miz, Dykstra, Mahoney, Wang Yang). It'll come down to either Beth Phoenix or Melina vs. McCool or Victoria. PROBABLE WINNER: Phoenix, Melina, McCool, or Victoria
• Triple H vs. King Booker - Triple H is the King of Kings. And this is one of those "you don't lose on your return match when you're a headliner" type of deals. PROBABLE WINNER: Triple H
• Umaga (or Umanga as Regal so eloquently states) vs. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Kennedy vs. Carlito (nothing special?) - Damn. Really hard one. Ummm, let's see. I think Uma(n)ga is gonna keep it because this is basically gonna come down to Kennedy & Carlito beating the snot out of one another for 5 minutes while Uma(n)ga waits in the shadows and strikes (like he did on Monday). There is also a sly chance that Kennedy could win since they've been trying to push him. PROBABLE WINNER: Uma(n)ga or Kennedy
• John Morrison vs. CM Punk - "You're time is up, my time is now." PROBABLE WINNER: CM Punk
• The Great Khali vs. Batista - Batista, after that display on Friday and the fact he can counter the claw now and knowing that once you take Khali off his vertical base he's worthless. Batista allllllll the way. PROBABLE WINNER: Batista
• John Cena vs. Randy Orton - I'm leaning toward Randy Orton. John's almost at a year and it seriously just needs to change hands. Fans are getting pissed off and I think WWE is beginning to sense that. Plus, the word on the street is that HHH is supposed to feud with Orton over the title, which would be something to see. PROBABLE WINNR: Orton

Alright, I'm done. I'll get back tomorrow to see if I was right. There is also word (thanks to everyone's favorite Boston Rock Radio station WAAF) that there is going to be a dark match main event rematch tomorrow prior to Raw between Cena and Orton. No word on who will win the match however.

So it has been written, so it shall come to pass.
Quoth Mander,
Nevermore.

My Smear Campaign Against TNA Continues

Oh yes it does. I haven't really read anything interesting but I made some observations about WWE that I'll post later but, I found this insanely interesting. I will copy/paste this from the Daily Suplex because I can't put it any better:

TNA favorite Samoa Joe is telling people close to him that he'd rather sign an
entry level WWE contract, around $50,000 a year than re-sign with TNA with his
current contract.

Hahahahahahahahhaahaha. Does that tell you anything about TNA? Yes it does. Excellent. Alright, on to my observations.

I noticed recently they're trying to push the ECW Originals, thank God. They seriously need it, I mean Tommy Dreamer is basically jobbing to BDV but still we're seeing him. Hopefully he'll go further into his little search for the title after CM Punk robs it from Morrison. Stevie Richards and Kevin Thorn is quite interesting and it's nice push/angle to bring in. Hopefully that goes further.

Isn't John Morrison starting to sound loads like Raven? With all the poetry and shit. I think Raven should come over for one show and they should have a Def Poetry Jam and see who wins. I think Raven will drop the bomb, his intellectual Vietnam. :)

That's about it.

Yay, More Nancy Grace .. Ashley Massaro on Survivor

Who isn't excited for Nancy Grace's one hour look on wrestling? I'm so excited to listen to the media, once again, smear wrestling. It's going to be so wonderful. Especially with the media's best friends Marc Mero and Chyna. I'm so excited to see this. *sigh*

Ashley Massaro is going to be on Survivor which is premiering on Sept. 20th. Oh yay, let's watch.

So much TV, so little time.

Matt Bentley on Between The Ropes

Matt Bentley shoots on BetweenTheRopes.com. UFC fighter Joe Stevenson is on there too. Pretty sweet. Give it a listen.

I Hate TNA

Seriously, I was thinking about it today and I hate TNA. They just don't develop characters right and they spread themselves too thin. They hype ex-WWE guys more than they hype TNA Originals. Like Raven, he's a great wrestler and promo cutter and deserves some stuff. Matt Bentley was promising, but they fudged up the Serotonin storyline so first Matt, and then Jonnie, and then Raven. It's just how things are gonna go down. And, hopefully, we see them go to WWE, maybe not in the same way but Raven will always be Raven and I'll love to see him back in WWE. He has a better show on ECW as an ECW Original. Can you say Raven/Dreamer storyline all over again? I do.

Tonight, August 16th, is my last episode of TNA. They have disappointed me and thrown wool over my eyes so that I don't see what they're about. Plus, they don't have a drug testing policy. I'd rather them having a drug testing policy. Therefore, I choose WWE.

Way to fall short TNA. From now on I'll only be following Raven/Havok news from TNA.

I Just Noticed This

There is no interesting news but I did notice this. If you want to watch The Great Khali acting watch The Longest Yard. He's the crazy football player who is in solitary.

5 TNA Stars Released

5 TNA stars were released today. Which is kind of incredible considering the fact that one of them is one of my favorite people.

The people are:
-The Damaja
-Basham
-Brother Runt (who didn't see that coming?)
-Matt Bentley (Martyr from Serotonin)
-Jerry Lynn (He asked to be released)

There goes Serotonin. New member? Or are they done and Raven is going back to his old wrestling ways? I wanna know.

Jerry Lynn is probably the most surprising one though, considering he asked for it.